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The MUSE Mixer™

It was 2011 or 2012 when we invented, qualified, and launched the greatest invention in modern day massage parlor business models since the dawn of “Rub’n’Tugs”. And the idea was sparked in the most unexpected unconventional Focker-ized way 🤣😂

A random phone call came my way from my father upon his return from a trip to New York City. “I grabbed some price lists and menus from a tanning salon for you!” I thanked him, as this was a common practice. “Oh! And I clipped out an article from the New York Times about how spas are taking a cue from restaurants who offer tasting menus, and offering mini massages, mini manicures, and mini facials and I thought there must be an application that could work for you guys!”

“DAD! 😱 WE CAN’T OFFER A TASTING MENU IN A MASSAGE PARLOR! 😂🤣 THEY ARE WOMEN, THERE IS NO SAMPLE SIZE OR TASTE TEST OR MINI HANDJOBS! 😭🤣 ” *insert many jokes here*

About 5 days later, the premise was still bouncing around my mind like an earworm. And then…

💡 I scrambled to my phone faster than I ever have before and since….”Riley!!! OMG Ri! I’ve got it!!!!” and I proceeded to tell her the concept that blew both our minds as I voiced it out loud.

We presented to the world the now infamous MUSE Mixer™! A 1-hour luxury service offering consisting of 3 girls, for 20mins each, plus 5mins of duo time during the transitions as they overlap! AND THE INDUSTRY WENT NUTS!! 🤩

We ended up having to patent the session due to alllll those spas hating on us and attacking our business and personal lives suddenly all started to offer their copycat attempts. THERE IS ONLY ONE MUSE Mixer™!

It has been the top selling Premium Session at MUSE ever since!!! Because….who doesn’t like a naked relay race playing pass the baton?! 😉

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